Funny Video Walmart! People of Walmart Music Video!
Published May 29, 2011 | 
Team Altman Awesome and Funny People of Walmart Video!
Who couldn’t resist creating a song and video about the people of Walmart. I mean just watch them and observe long enough and you realize that these people were basically asking someone to write a song about them!
The thing is that people are just people all over the world, and then there is Walmart people all over the world, which has created the latest “sport” of watching the people at Walmart. Now here’s a catchy song and great video all about the “People of Walmart.”
With more than 1.2 million views since its release earlier this month, “People of Walmart” by Jessica Frech has attracted the attention of YouTube Trends. The video uses images provided by the People of Walmart blog, which launched in 2009 and caught on quickly. Since then, there’s been a People of Walmart rap as well.
As always enjoy, and share People of Walmart, and Check Out the Lyrics Below!
People of Walmart Lyrics:
Verse 1
Big hair, dreadlocks, little skirt, red box
Hot dog, puppeteer, smiley shorts, swipe right here
Tom Hanks, pet goat, belt buckle, Joseph’s coat
Jelly fish, call girl, prison mate, gonna hurl
Skin cap, vanilla chip, pony tail, pirate ship
No shirt, no shoes, opps I took a poop
Spiderman, back boobs, bumble bee, bad tubes
Metal creep, hipster creep, little bo peep lost her sheep
Chorus 1
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Verse 2
Jamie Fox, Santa Clause, Woodstock, butt floss
Man dress, Mother Goose, mullet time, car got loose
Scary fruit, day care, twilight, Kentucky hair
Campout, fishing line, golden girls, too much wine
Pedicure, race fan, horse mane, ladies’ man
Where’s my shirt, where’s my nurse, Masters of The Universe
Bay Watch, rubber band, moonshine, wonderland
Bozo, hang low, Rocky Picture Horror Show
Chorus 2
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Verse 3
Man purse, milk shake, skid row, beer break
Uni tard, Lean Cuisine, fire sale, 80s dream
Bieber’s dad, camo crack, body flag, biscuit back
Tramp stamp, checkout line, Civil War, danger sign
Bathing suite, Grateful Dead, booty bomb, wide spread
Long hair, health care, Victoria Secret’s worst nightmare
Daniel Boone, Pucker pup, Dr. Scholl’s, grow up
Half sale, rib sale, tailgater total fail
Chorus 3
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Break
Where people are accepted for who they are
No ones gonna stop them from following their heart
If Sam were alive he would make you his choice
So stand up now and smile and rejoice
Chorus 4
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Verse 4
Mr. T, Flava Flav, not sure, white slave
Workout, rump roast, sailor moon, hairy ghost
Cupcake, caveman, beer run, soda fan
Ripped pants, onesie, lion boy, snuggie
Meat isle, Huck Finn, beautifail, too much skin
Gonna cry, gonna die, gonna jungle bunny ride
Moth attack, board game, hangin out, no shame
Squeeze play, NRA, I have no more to say
Chorus 5
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
Action Video! One Shot Featuring Eliza Dushku!
Published May 15, 2011 | Team Altman Awesome Action Video…Check it Out!
Everyone loves to view action movies and videos, almost as much as people like to be part of the action. We mean who doesn’t want to be an action hero, even if it’s make-believe. Freddie and company wanted to do the action sequence in one long one take action sequence, so they did. Starring Jayson Floyd and Eliza Dushku, and featuring the stunts of Action Factory…
…Of course, we’ll view anything that Eliza Dushku is in!
As always enjoy, and share One Shot!
Cool Video! Imagine Movie Seats Gyrating with the Movie!
Published May 9, 2011 | 
From the “this is pretty cool department.” These particular movie theater seats aren’t just comfortable, and they don’t just vibrate, but they gyrate along with most every movement in the film. Hollywood is faced with the task of making movie-going much more immersive than the current movie experience available to movie audiences. Is this a New Kind of Electric Chair?
Imagine a World, Where the Movie Seats Gyrate with the Movie!
Awesome WongFuProductions Video! Kung Fooled!
Published May 8, 2011 | Team Altman Awesome WongFuProductions Video!
When we viewed this just released video from WongFuProductions and couldn’t stop laughing. We knew that we had to post it for everyone to view and enjoy. They do an awesome job of spoofing several stereotypical perceptions that have evolved over the years. Even Ryan Higa joins the video Kung Fooled action.
As always enjoy, and share Kung Fooled!
Gelatin Dropped on Flat Surface at 6,200 fps: Slowed!
Published May 7, 2011 | Team Altman Amazing High Speed Video Slowed to 30 fps!
Welcome to the alternate universe of SLOW, where you’re invited once again to venture into a world that slows everything (and we mean everything) down more than 100 times if you can imagine, and you can’t (we’ve tried it). Since “seeing is believing,” most typical videos are shot and replay at somewhere between 24 and 30 frames per second shot and viewed, so just imagine that when you play back this 6,200 frame-per-second video (yes, that’s 6,200 fps) at the typical pedestrian speed of 24 or 30 fps, the alternate universe opens up and appears. This is actually just as much fun as viewing things going very fast, like speed skiers and rockets, since slow creates another whole viewing pleasure. Also, check out—Reality Slowed Down 100 Times!
As always enjoy, and share Gelatin Dropped on Flat Surface at 6,200 fps and SLOWED!